The Unlikely Return of Micro Java for CLI Apps
I read another comment thread yesterday where someone confidently claimed Java is too bloated for CLI tools or edge devices. Learn about Java ME news.
Azul Zulu’s CRaC Support Finally Fixed My Cold Start Nightmare
I spent last weekend staring at Datadog dashboards, watching our Java microservices take their sweet, agonizing 14 seconds to spin up during a sudden.
Fixing Java’s Dependency Mess Before It Breaks Again
Actually, I should clarify - another Friday night ruined. Well, that's not entirely accurate. I spent three hours last weekend trying to figure out why a.
Shrinking Java for the Edge: Streams on 400KB of RAM
Actually, I spent most of yesterday migrating a fleet of industrial temperature sensors to the new embedded Java profile.
Java’s Static Keyword Just Cost Me Three Hours
Well, I have to admit, I was wrong about that Java 25.0.2 upgrade causing our memory issues. Actually, let me back up — the real culprit was a single.
The February Hibernate milestones actually fix things
I have a confession - I used to hate ORM upgrades. They usually break something obscure in a criteria query I wrote four years ago.
Testing the Latest Quarkus and Hibernate Reactive Drops
I spent three hours yesterday tracing a dropped database connection in a reactive pipeline. The stack trace was completely useless, pointing to a thread.
Shipping Java 11 to iOS: Benchmarking Gluon’s New Cloud Pipeline
So there I was at 2 AM on a Tuesday, staring at a massive Xcode stack trace on my M3 Max running Sonoma 14.4. I was trying to figure out…
Java Concurrency in 2026: The “Go Envy” is Finally Gone
Actually, I distinctly remember sitting in that conference room in 2019, watching my colleague demo a high-throughput service written in Go.
Swift Optionals Are Great, Until They Aren’t
I have a love-hate relationship with nil . Don't get me wrong. Swift's type system is a lifesaver. I remember the bad old days of Objective-C, sending.
