Gradle Tooling Finally Stopped Crashing My IDE
So there I was last Tuesday, staring at the "Gradle: Syncing..." spinner for the fourth time before 9 AM. My M2 MacBook Pro sounded like it was preparing.
The Unlikely Return of Micro Java for CLI Apps
I read another comment thread yesterday where someone confidently claimed Java is too bloated for CLI tools or edge devices. Learn about Java ME news.
Azul Zulu’s CRaC Support Finally Fixed My Cold Start Nightmare
I spent last weekend staring at Datadog dashboards, watching our Java microservices take their sweet, agonizing 14 seconds to spin up during a sudden.
Fixing Java’s Dependency Mess Before It Breaks Again
Actually, I should clarify - another Friday night ruined. Well, that's not entirely accurate. I spent three hours last weekend trying to figure out why a.
Shrinking Java for the Edge: Streams on 400KB of RAM
Actually, I spent most of yesterday migrating a fleet of industrial temperature sensors to the new embedded Java profile.
Java’s Static Keyword Just Cost Me Three Hours
Well, I have to admit, I was wrong about that Java 25.0.2 upgrade causing our memory issues. Actually, let me back up — the real culprit was a single.
The February Hibernate milestones actually fix things
I have a confession - I used to hate ORM upgrades. They usually break something obscure in a criteria query I wrote four years ago.
Testing the Latest Quarkus and Hibernate Reactive Drops
I spent three hours yesterday tracing a dropped database connection in a reactive pipeline. The stack trace was completely useless, pointing to a thread.